defying gravity ….

1 Oct

A couple of weeks back I announced the war against backfat and I’m happy to report I’m winning!!! It’s shrinking in bucket-loads and there only a small amount of residual bra-strap ooze to be dealt with. sagging-breasts

But it’s got me wondering about all the other drooping bits and how we 50something’s can defy gravity and restore them to their correct location…

Is it wrong to want  the perk back on my pectorals and  and the bounce back in my butt? Sadly both seem to be heading south at a great rate, never to return ……Unless perhaps I start a trend and take to permanent inversion…. …Imagine that. And it opens up a whole new market for the latest fashion accessory…. ‘hand-shoes…  the must have item for women defying gravity’.

So whose with me ?





4 Responses to “defying gravity ….”

  1. aiyshah2014 October 4, 2014 at 3:10 am #

    ….hand shoes? I had to have a think for a moment on that one….oh yes of course ….hand shoes! ahahhaha

    Love your topics Wonder Years….

    The war on back fat! I am more than willing to become one of your soldiers, only thing is I think I have already lost the battle…..But I need a leader to reboot my drive to fight the fight!


    • 50 something but not dead yet October 4, 2014 at 4:02 am #

      Thanks aiyshah2014 😉 Backfat is the enemy and MUST be eradicated!!!! (well that’s my mantra anyway LOL) … I saw an advert on telly for a new version of those suck’em in ‘under garments’ ….. promising to rid the backfat … but seriously – science would suggest that it must end up oozing out SOMEWHERE ….mustn’t it ???
      mmmm perhaps that’s the next piece of research 😉

      • aiyshah2014 October 4, 2014 at 4:10 am #

        Your scientific knowledge of the laws of displacement are spot on Captain! We must avoid all under garments with any title involving ‘suck’em-in’ promises…..hahhhhhaahaha…

  2. 50 something but not dead yet October 4, 2014 at 4:21 am #

    we will not be ‘sucked in’ by false advertising on such serious matters …. maybe we need to invent a full neck-to-ankle garment that leaves no ooze options…but I’m sure death would soon ensue… mmm slight problem…perhaps it needs further refinement.

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