A couple of weeks back I announced the war against backfat and I’m happy to report I’m winning!!! It’s shrinking in bucket-loads and there only a small amount of residual bra-strap ooze to be dealt with. 
But it’s got me wondering about all the other drooping bits and how we 50something’s can defy gravity and restore them to their correct location…
Is it wrong to want the perk back on my pectorals and and the bounce back in my butt? Sadly both seem to be heading south at a great rate, never to return ……Unless perhaps I start a trend and take to permanent inversion…. …Imagine that. And it opens up a whole new market for the latest fashion accessory…. ‘hand-shoes… the must have item for women defying gravity’.
So whose with me ?
Wonder Years 